








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2955 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1806 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1762 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2271 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $734,014 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MKiNG | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | KeksBecken | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | 1brillianz | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | Gabon | 54% | 97 |
| #5 | Lawk | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Chris.kyle | 39% | 38 |
| #9 | ⍟ PlebSter | 35% | 17 |
| #10 | ℝ𝕪𝕚𝕒𝕙 | 35% | 26 |
| #11 | TPS | 33% | 18 |
| #12 | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ɴ1c0 | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liquidline | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Hakuna.#<3 | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | 1brillianz | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | KeksBecken | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Gabon | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hakuna.#<3 | 716 | 0.27 | 20 min |
| #2 | Chris.kyle | 182 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Liquidline | 181 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lawk | 171 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Gabon | 117 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⍟ PlebSter | +4.45 | 94 | 80 |
| #2 | MKiNG | +3.05 | 94 | 65 |
| #3 | 1brillianz | +2.98 | 83 | 68 |
| #4 | Chris.kyle | +1.82 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | TPS | +1.71 | 78 | 72 |





