








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1684 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1552 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1528 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1128 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,423 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Daddy Vladdy | 45% | 31 |
| #7 | Nashy | 43% | 84 |
| #8 | Hayles | 41% | 17 |
| #9 | BigWacK | 38% | 16 |
| #10 | natrocheesie | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 123 | 282 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | mッtt | 243 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Nashy | 153 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | BigWacK | 85 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #5 | Daddy Vladdy | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigWacK | +5.64 | 71 | 70 |
| #2 | LeGeek | +1.53 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | hyb | +1.37 | 75 | 44 |
| #4 | 123 | +1.36 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | mッtt | +1.18 | 75 | 49 |





