








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,088 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2361 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1798 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1346 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1583 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,928 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabbit シ | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Daddy Vladdy | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | LeGeek | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | mッtt | 55% | 106 |
| #5 | Poesys | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Poesys | 54% | 13 |
| #6 | Nashy | 52% | 86 |
| #7 | 2Tap Shakur | 50% | 12 |
| #8 | DongerLore | 47% | 72 |
| #9 | Welard | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mッtt | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Nashy | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | DongerLore | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Daddy Vladdy | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | LeGeek | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mッtt | 378 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | DongerLore | 220 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Nashy | 162 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rabbit シ | 51 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #5 | Daddy Vladdy | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabbit シ | +6.23 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | mッtt | +1.36 | 74 | 52 |
| #3 | Nashy | +1.29 | 86 | 56 |
| #4 | 123 | +1.25 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | Welard | +1.14 | 82 | 50 |





