








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4561 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3136 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3870 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2983 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,232,579 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K.doe | 50% | 179 |
| #2 | CBAKE | 47% | 281 |
| #3 | Kenobi | 46% | 252 |
| #4 | PomeloTheReaper | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Spk | 44% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Spk | 44% | 147 |
| #6 | Preme | 44% | 32 |
| #7 | YiLongMa | 41% | 342 |
| #8 | df7 | 41% | 86 |
| #9 | Sp00kySpaghetti | 35% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CBAKE | 57 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Kenobi | 21 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | YiLongMa | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Spk | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | df7 | 11 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K.doe | 1153 | 0.32 | 31 min |
| #2 | Kenobi | 819 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #3 | YiLongMa | 678 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #4 | CBAKE | 656 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | Spk | 633 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K.doe | +5.14 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | Kenobi | +3.44 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Spk | +1.76 | 59 | 70 |
| #4 | PomeloTheReaper | +0.66 | 39 | 48 |
| #5 | Preme | -0.11 | 71 | 51 |





