








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 769 | 27% |
| Smokes | 824 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 485 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 781 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $331,034 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heylol | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | JaVale | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | KSpooky | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | 3ddy-iwnl- | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaVale | 120 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | PandaEgg | 99 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #3 | PandaWafer | 61 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | KSpooky | 51 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | ~snooples💤™🤤😋🗿 | 49 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avril the 14th | +1.97 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | ~snooples💤™🤤😋🗿 | +1.51 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | Heylol | +1.47 | 63 | 50 |
| #4 | JaVale | +0.97 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | PandaWafer | +0.77 | 74 | 58 |





