








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 810 | 24% |
| Smokes | 608 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 845 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1073 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $381,230 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niloc | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | JohnERico2nd | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Dropp | 44% | 104 |
| #4 | JohnERico | 44% | 112 |
| #5 | kuth | 37% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | JohnERico2nd | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Dropp | 44% | 104 |
| #4 | JohnERico | 44% | 112 |
| #5 | kuth | 37% | 92 |
| #6 | Ferro | 30% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuth | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Dropp | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Ferro | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | JohnERico | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Niloc | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JohnERico | 197 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Dropp | 130 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | kuth | 116 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ferro | 94 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | JohnERico2nd | 26 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dropp | +4.50 | 92 | 50 |
| #2 | JohnERico2nd | +3.82 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | Niloc | +2.97 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | JohnERico | +1.59 | 62 | 69 |
| #5 | Ferro | -0.21 | 53 | 55 |





