








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1130 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1404 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1602 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1548 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $986,413 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JohnERico2nd | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | Niloc | 64% | 44 |
| #3 | yuta | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | JohnERico | 45% | 193 |
| #5 | Dropp | 44% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Rise | 44% | 16 |
| #7 | Ferro | 41% | 129 |
| #8 | Whiffy | 40% | 20 |
| #9 | Sheep | 38% | 34 |
| #10 | Mr. Wide | 37% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ferro | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Dropp | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | JohnERico | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Niloc | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | yuta | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JohnERico | 377 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Dropp | 221 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ferro | 211 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mr. Wide | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sheep | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niloc | +5.24 | 94 | 51 |
| #2 | JohnERico2nd | +3.60 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | Dropp | +3.60 | 92 | 54 |
| #4 | JohnERico | +1.52 | 58 | 72 |
| #5 | yuta | -0.38 | 54 | 47 |





