








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1756 | 43% |
| Smokes | 955 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 114 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 1302 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $578,362 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡Boni♡ | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | maddielou | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | Spitz | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | [franzer] proto shark | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | barrett | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Animal Person David Goggins | 53% | 90 |
| #7 | g1n | 52% | 33 |
| #8 | dog | 50% | 20 |
| #9 | ruki | 43% | 14 |
| #10 | wolf | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Animal Person David Goggins | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | [franzer] proto shark | 7 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | dog | 6 | 0.0153 |
| #4 | ruki | 3 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | g1n | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Animal Person David Goggins | 214 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | g1n | 156 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | dog | 105 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #4 | ♡Boni♡ | 67 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | [franzer] proto shark | 56 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kos | +3.29 | 91 | 42 |
| #2 | ♡Boni♡ | +3.11 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | ruki | +2.43 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | g1n | +0.87 | 60 | 71 |
| #5 | barrett | +0.54 | 59 | 50 |





