








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 984 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1317 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1140 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1170 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $864,849 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salt | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | MPhil thesis | 59% | 61 |
| #3 | SC - Solsmoove | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | Watch | 49% | 80 |
| #5 | ◥◣Ukrainian Sniper◢◤ | 48% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MPhil thesis | 13 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Doss | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Dior | 10 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Oppollopl | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Watch | 8 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◥◣Ukrainian Sniper◢◤ | 392 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Doss | 262 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | MPhil thesis | 191 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Watch | 145 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Swabey | 78 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MPhil thesis | +2.56 | 78 | 39 |
| #2 | Watch | +2.12 | 78 | 49 |
| #3 | Doss | +1.70 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | Oppollopl | +0.04 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | Nxty | -0.03 | 65 | 57 |





