








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3627 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2420 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3794 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1932 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $712,354 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Watch | 53% | 135 |
| #8 | Doss | 51% | 196 |
| #9 | Nxty | 48% | 93 |
| #10 | SC - Solsmoove | 47% | 64 |
| #11 | Swabey | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doss | 385 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | MPhil thesis | 288 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Watch | 243 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Swabey | 221 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | Oppollopl | 119 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Watch | +2.75 | 81 | 50 |
| #2 | MPhil thesis | +2.43 | 80 | 39 |
| #3 | Doss | +1.36 | 81 | 54 |
| #4 | Swabey | +0.42 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | Nxty | -0.25 | 63 | 56 |





