








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 444 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6242 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3436 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3891 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3862 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4397 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,868,881 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kugra | 58% | 168 |
| #2 | Krueny | 56% | 316 |
| #3 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | 52% | 75 |
| #4 | Clars4 | 48% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kugra | 58% | 168 |
| #2 | Krueny | 56% | 316 |
| #3 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | 52% | 75 |
| #4 | Clars4 | 48% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kugra | 41 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Krueny | 33 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Clars4 | 22 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | 7 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kugra | 630 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Krueny | 612 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | 206 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Clars4 | 188 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | +2.61 | 89 | 50 |
| #2 | Krueny | +2.26 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | 🐺Xyoon🐺 | +0.44 | 67 | 42 |
| #4 | Kugra | -0.80 | 75 | 54 |
| #5 | Clars4 | -0.87 | 57 | 39 |





