








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6299 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2853 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4641 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2814 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,775,735 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐺Xyoon🐺 | 58% | 168 |
| #2 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | 55% | 132 |
| #3 | Krueny | 52% | 418 |
| #4 | Bozo | 51% | 55 |
| #5 | Clars4 | 47% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | 55% | 132 |
| #3 | Krueny | 52% | 418 |
| #4 | Bozo | 51% | 55 |
| #5 | Clars4 | 47% | 145 |
| #6 | sophie | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krueny | 57 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Clars4 | 21 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | 🐺Xyoon🐺 | 20 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | 16 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Bozo | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krueny | 840 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | 356 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | 🐺Xyoon🐺 | 342 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Clars4 | 116 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bozo | 79 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krueny | +2.08 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | +1.21 | 86 | 47 |
| #3 | sophie | +0.15 | 77 | 58 |
| #4 | 🐺Xyoon🐺 | -0.27 | 62 | 46 |
| #5 | Kugra | -0.99 | 75 | 55 |





