








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2923 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2118 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2567 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2493 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,294,421 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krueny | 58% | 177 |
| #2 | Bozo | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | Clars4 | 55% | 107 |
| #4 | Kugra | 55% | 132 |
| #5 | 🐺Xyoon🐺 | 52% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krueny | 58% | 177 |
| #2 | Bozo | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | Clars4 | 55% | 107 |
| #4 | Kugra | 55% | 132 |
| #5 | 🐺Xyoon🐺 | 52% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kugra | 35 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Krueny | 24 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Clars4 | 17 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | 🐺Xyoon🐺 | 11 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Bozo | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kugra | 518 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | Krueny | 395 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | 🐺Xyoon🐺 | 132 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Clars4 | 76 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bozo | 47 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krueny | +2.28 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | 𝕵𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖓 | +2.16 | 87 | 49 |
| #3 | Kugra | -1.09 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | 🐺Xyoon🐺 | -1.31 | 66 | 39 |
| #5 | Clars4 | -1.83 | 56 | 40 |





