








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 502 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1799 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2345 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 7849 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 3999 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,297,535 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 729 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1c_ | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Ares | 57% | 148 |
| #3 | 1Nflamey | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | Dil | 55% | 100 |
| #5 | Evo™ | 53% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 1Nflamey | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | Dil | 55% | 100 |
| #5 | Evo™ | 53% | 47 |
| #6 | | ProteinBeast | | 51% | 309 |
| #7 | .:BombeRmAn:. | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dil | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | | ProteinBeast | | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | 1Nflamey | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Ares | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Evo™ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | ProteinBeast | | 770 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #2 | Dil | 353 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | 1Nflamey | 209 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ares | 201 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Evo™ | 147 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dil | +2.29 | 70 | 77 |
| #2 | Evo™ | +1.48 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | Ares | +1.04 | 56 | 59 |
| #4 | Fr1c_ | +0.95 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | TeddyBearFace™ | +0.02 | 60 | 57 |





