








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 923 | 23% |
| Smokes | 290 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1515 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1357 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $213,251 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mittens | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | M4NG0 | 40% | 87 |
| #3 | Symm | 38% | 13 |
| #4 | kus magic | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | aw3man | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | aw3man | 36% | 28 |
| #6 | Scorger | 27% | 11 |
| #7 | Kermacho | 26% | 19 |
| #8 | Kazaxc | 26% | 19 |
| #9 | Omega Astra | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4NG0 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | aw3man | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mittens | 220 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #2 | M4NG0 | 174 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | aw3man | 94 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kazaxc | 82 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | kus magic | 28 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mittens | +7.50 | 81 | 80 |
| #2 | Kazaxc | +5.95 | 87 | 79 |
| #3 | kus magic | +3.29 | 52 | 35 |
| #4 | Scorger | +2.13 | 17 | 66 |
| #5 | Symm | +2.06 | 64 | 47 |





