








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 650 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6348 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3660 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1864 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3072 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $684,287 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 730 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kami | 74% | 31 |
| #2 | Symm | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | kus magic | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | M4NG0 | 41% | 91 |
| #5 | Stack | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Symm | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | kus magic | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | M4NG0 | 41% | 91 |
| #5 | Stack | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | stompernator | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stack | 3 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | M4NG0 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Kami | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | stompernator | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4NG0 | 157 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | kus magic | 66 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | stompernator | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Stack | 21 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kami | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kazaxc | +1.91 | 79 | 79 |
| #2 | Symm | +1.42 | 53 | 52 |
| #3 | Kami | +0.99 | 48 | 35 |
| #4 | kus magic | -0.76 | 45 | 52 |
| #5 | Stack | -3.19 | 35 | 37 |





