








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1711 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1861 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2089 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1698 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1634 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $630,861 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRIMZONT | 72% | 36 |
| #2 | /// 4PPRCH | 66% | 29 |
| #3 | Whip | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | derki | 60% | 48 |
| #5 | DISI༒ | NoBa | 59% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | 17ᵏ♡ | 47% | 17 |
| #11 | Parka | 45% | 20 |
| #12 | (CAO)JuankOMG | 36% | 14 |
| #13 | AR'kinG♛ | 35% | 20 |
| #14 | ImXavi ☬ | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DISI༒ | NoBa | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | /// 4PPRCH | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | derki | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | AR'kinG♛ | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Parka | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alaric Dell ☬ | 188 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | DISI༒ | NoBa | 159 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | CRIMZONT | 149 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | D'x Diponzi el coach | 102 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | 17ᵏ♡ | 101 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alaric Dell ☬ | +4.50 | 71 | 79 |
| #2 | CRIMZONT | +2.07 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | DISI༒ | NoBa | +1.85 | 73 | 50 |
| #4 | derki | +1.43 | 83 | 68 |
| #5 | ImXavi ☬ | +1.26 | 75 | 74 |





