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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
74 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2 | 1% |
| Smokes | 71 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 117 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 111 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $52,700 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ancros | 69% | 16 |
| #6 | ムssGG | 67% | 3 |
| #7 | 🎉🍾HAPPY NEW YEARS🍾🎉 | 64% | 14 |
| #8 | DaimonAngel | 64% | 14 |
| #9 | Sev7n | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ancros | 2 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | 🎉🍾HAPPY NEW YEARS🍾🎉 | 2 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | DaimonAngel | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Sev7n | 1 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Dw0lke | 1 | 0.0286 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dw0lke | +11.07 | 68 | 19 |
| #2 | Ancros | +6.02 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | ムssGG | +4.72 | 50 | 35 |
| #4 | DaimonAngel | +3.00 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | Le Quack | +1.75 | 51 | 49 |





