








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 182 matches | ||
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3987 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4508 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2098 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4861 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,847,516 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Salad Tossing | 49% | 132 |
| #11 | Sev7n | 49% | 59 |
| #12 | Yeezo | 46% | 28 |
| #13 | Josh | 45% | 38 |
| #14 | felonytrucker420 | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RanglerGuy | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Ancros | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | DaimonAngel | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Salad Tossing | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Dw0lke | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RanglerGuy | 490 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | Ancros | 465 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | DaimonAngel | 382 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Dw0lke | 367 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | dolph | 246 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaimonAngel | +1.38 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | Ancros | +1.31 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | 🎉🍾HAPPY NEW YEARS🍾🎉 | +1.10 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | RanglerGuy | +1.06 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | I WILL RULE THIS STARK DOMAIN | +0.64 | 79 | 59 |





