








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Faceit | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3426 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4299 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5640 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3409 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,605,173 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ムssGG | 58% | 93 |
| #2 | Ancros | 51% | 531 |
| #3 | 🎉🍾HAPPY NEW YEARS🍾🎉 | 51% | 214 |
| #4 | dolph | 51% | 115 |
| #5 | Sev7n | 51% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ancros | +2.03 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | DaimonAngel | +1.37 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | ムssGG | +0.12 | 58 | 49 |
| #4 | dolph | -0.05 | 80 | 79 |
| #5 | 🎉🍾HAPPY NEW YEARS🍾🎉 | -0.09 | 73 | 58 |





