








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 538 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9896 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7383 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5236 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 8081 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,041,755 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Topolino | 52% | 98 |
| #2 | v0lt | 51% | 110 |
| #3 | ian | 51% | 492 |
| #4 | fishy | 47% | 236 |
| #5 | shadow wizard money gang | 46% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Topolino | 52% | 98 |
| #2 | v0lt | 51% | 110 |
| #3 | ian | 51% | 492 |
| #4 | fishy | 47% | 236 |
| #5 | shadow wizard money gang | 46% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ian | 7 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | fishy | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Topolino | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | shadow wizard money gang | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ian | 2078 | 0.19 | 53 min |
| #2 | fishy | 1114 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #3 | Topolino | 322 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | v0lt | 303 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | shadow wizard money gang | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moo | +1.79 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | fishy | -0.23 | 69 | 55 |
| #3 | Topolino | -0.47 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | v0lt | -0.59 | 62 | 55 |
| #5 | ian | -0.77 | 67 | 65 |





