








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 207 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3046 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2755 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4053 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4206 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,240,963 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DraGz | 78% | 23 |
| #2 | Trudo | 61% | 153 |
| #3 | Jimbooya | 60% | 127 |
| #4 | Jaki | 57% | 189 |
| #5 | Banksyy- | 56% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Jaki | 57% | 189 |
| #5 | Banksyy- | 56% | 126 |
| #6 | AKIRA | 56% | 27 |
| #7 | ⭕⃤ JXN ⭕⃤ | 56% | 27 |
| #8 | Br4ndS🏎 | 55% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaki | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Jimbooya | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Br4ndS🏎 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | DraGz | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Banksyy- | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaki | 1386 | 0.35 | 38 min |
| #2 | Trudo | 509 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | Br4ndS🏎 | 456 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #4 | Banksyy- | 393 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | Jimbooya | 204 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DraGz | +1.80 | 54 | 64 |
| #2 | Jaki | +1.45 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | Jimbooya | +1.44 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | Trudo | +0.79 | 78 | 71 |
| #5 | .ioio | +0.26 | 69 | 66 |





