








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3080 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2821 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2738 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3468 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $858,975 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 566 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaki | 62% | 128 |
| #2 | .ioio | 61% | 153 |
| #3 | Jimbooya | 60% | 96 |
| #4 | tweem | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | Br4ndS๐ | 59% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | AKIRA | 52% | 23 |
| #9 | โ๏ผโ๏ผโ๏ผ~*'๐ป๐น๐ฌ๐ด๐๐๐'ๆฌงใฅๅฝ | 50% | 16 |
| #10 | jannemann | 50% | 18 |
| #11 | jsr | 50% | 26 |
| #12 | Hype1nZ โกS. | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ioio | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Jaki | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Banksyy- | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Jimbooya | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | AKIRA | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaki | 918 | 0.33 | 26 min |
| #2 | .ioio | 355 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Banksyy- | 337 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | Jimbooya | 161 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Br4ndS๐ | 154 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โ๏ผโ๏ผโ๏ผ~*'๐ป๐น๐ฌ๐ด๐๐๐'ๆฌงใฅๅฝ | +1.87 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | MoR | +1.65 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | Jimbooya | +1.60 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | Jaki | +1.41 | 69 | 65 |
| #5 | Trudo | +1.23 | 81 | 70 |





