








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 896 | 24% |
| Smokes | 714 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 916 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1151 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $605,311 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br4ndS🏎 | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | .ioio | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | DraGz | 47% | 59 |
| #4 | Jaki | 47% | 36 |
| #5 | bartl ☂ | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DraGz | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Jaki | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | .ioio | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | AKIRA | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | bartl ☂ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br4ndS🏎 | 193 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jaki | 171 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | DraGz | 130 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | bartl ☂ | 120 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | .ioio | 80 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br4ndS🏎 | +2.75 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | Jaki | +1.65 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | DraGz | +0.88 | 56 | 49 |
| #4 | .ioio | +0.75 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | Trudo | +0.50 | 83 | 64 |





