








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 646 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4434 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3375 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1687 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $988,667 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DraGz | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | .Foxx3y^ โก | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | Trudo | 62% | 128 |
| #4 | Br4ndS๐ | 60% | 58 |
| #5 | AKIRA | 58% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jimbooya | 58% | 95 |
| #7 | Banksyy- | 57% | 101 |
| #8 | .ioio | 57% | 189 |
| #9 | โญโค JXN โญโค | 47% | 36 |
| #10 | bartl โ | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ioio | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | AKIRA | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | .Foxx3y^ โก | 4 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Trudo | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Jimbooya | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ioio | 439 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Trudo | 371 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | Banksyy- | 309 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Br4ndS๐ | 188 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Jimbooya | 159 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaki | +1.96 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | Jimbooya | +1.20 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | Trudo | +1.06 | 80 | 69 |
| #4 | .ioio | +0.52 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | DraGz | +0.41 | 60 | 55 |





