








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2595 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2862 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2098 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2620 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $367,149 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cook | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | Cup Going Tornado Mode | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Tidaled | 57% | 261 |
| #4 | krusty | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | Sherbhut | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tidaled | 831 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Sherbhut | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | krusty | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cup Going Tornado Mode | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cook | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strive | +2.88 | 80 | 56 |
| #2 | Tidaled | +1.57 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | Cup Going Tornado Mode | -0.53 | 74 | 50 |
| #4 | Cook | -0.74 | 55 | 36 |
| #5 | krusty | -3.80 | 48 | 30 |





