








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 420 | 33% |
| Smokes | 286 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 411 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 175 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $187,016 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amus | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | #1 uno player in the world | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | KnickNom | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | strive | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Tidaled | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strive | 11 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | Cup Going Tornado Mode | 5 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | krusty | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tidaled | 161 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | krusty | 75 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | strive | 61 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cup Going Tornado Mode | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cook | 25 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strive | +5.10 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | Tidaled | +3.16 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | Cup Going Tornado Mode | +0.08 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | Amus | -0.03 | 48 | 41 |
| #5 | Cook | -0.95 | 55 | 41 |





