








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1536 | 34% |
| Smokes | 754 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1670 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 622 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,283,011 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strive | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | Coods | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | Tidaled | 50% | 111 |
| #4 | #1 uno player in the world | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | krusty | 43% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | #1 uno player in the world | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | krusty | 43% | 204 |
| #6 | Cup Going Tornado Mode | 32% | 44 |
| #7 | The Elo Terrorist | 29% | 17 |
| #8 | Sherbhut | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krusty | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | strive | 8 | 0.0191 |
| #3 | Cup Going Tornado Mode | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Tidaled | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Sherbhut | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krusty | 481 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Tidaled | 403 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Coods | 78 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | #1 uno player in the world | 78 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cup Going Tornado Mode | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tidaled | +2.92 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | strive | +2.63 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | Cook | +0.74 | 52 | 43 |
| #4 | Coods | +0.55 | 63 | 52 |
| #5 | Cup Going Tornado Mode | +0.24 | 68 | 52 |





