








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 833 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3157 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2930 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2664 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2333 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $699,412 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isonnn | 20 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Bouclette | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | baLt | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Necrons | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Anto6 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isonnn | 885 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #2 | baLt | 445 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Bouclette | 323 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Necrons | 278 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Anto6 | 144 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frisette | +1.43 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | baLt | +1.15 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | isonnn | +1.08 | 59 | 69 |
| #4 | Necrons | -0.37 | 55 | 66 |
| #5 | Bouclette | -0.71 | 56 | 56 |





