








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2786 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2928 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1682 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2035 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,711,304 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 960 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frisette | 54% | 157 |
| #2 | isonnn | 51% | 192 |
| #3 | Necrons | 51% | 110 |
| #4 | Anto6 | 50% | 142 |
| #5 | Bouclette | 50% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bouclette | 17 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | isonnn | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Frisette | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Anto6 | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Necrons | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isonnn | 983 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #2 | Frisette | 658 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | Necrons | 342 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | Bouclette | 309 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | Anto6 | 167 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frisette | +1.22 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | baLt | +1.18 | 65 | 64 |
| #3 | isonnn | +0.65 | 61 | 71 |
| #4 | Necrons | -0.28 | 50 | 65 |
| #5 | Bouclette | -0.89 | 57 | 59 |





