








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 700 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6610 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3436 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2601 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3669 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $925,256 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frisette | 54% | 171 |
| #2 | baLt | 51% | 192 |
| #3 | Bouclette | 47% | 209 |
| #4 | skimall5 | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | Necrons | 45% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bouclette | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | baLt | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Frisette | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Necrons | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Anto6 | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frisette | 687 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | baLt | 496 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | Bouclette | 399 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | Necrons | 382 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | Anto6 | 181 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frisette | +1.29 | 69 | 66 |
| #2 | baLt | +0.93 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | isonnn | +0.67 | 59 | 69 |
| #4 | Necrons | -0.39 | 53 | 65 |
| #5 | Bouclette | -0.54 | 58 | 57 |





