








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 224 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1872 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2621 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1528 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2894 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $717,716 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apeeezi*** | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | ✪ LuukKkis'' | 54% | 102 |
| #3 | dallej | 52% | 187 |
| #4 | MikkoS =D | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | AJ1Nd | 50% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | dallej | 52% | 187 |
| #4 | MikkoS =D | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | AJ1Nd | 50% | 200 |
| #6 | eki | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | SINI♡ | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJ1Nd | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | dallej | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | ✪ LuukKkis'' | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Apeeezi*** | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJ1Nd | 834 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | dallej | 395 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | ✪ LuukKkis'' | 286 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | MikkoS =D | 193 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | SINI♡ | 58 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikkoS =D | +2.92 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | AJ1Nd | +1.05 | 82 | 79 |
| #3 | Apeeezi*** | -0.01 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | SINI♡ | -0.12 | 80 | 58 |
| #5 | dallej | -0.38 | 73 | 67 |





