








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 193 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2115 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3007 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2416 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2524 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $587,866 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sevill | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Apeeezi*** | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | ✪ LuukKkis'' | 55% | 106 |
| #4 | MikkoS =D | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | AJ1Nd | 52% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MikkoS =D | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | AJ1Nd | 52% | 165 |
| #6 | bbykona | 52% | 187 |
| #7 | eki | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | SINI♡ | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LuukKkis'' | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | AJ1Nd | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | bbykona | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | Apeeezi*** | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Sevill | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJ1Nd | 675 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #2 | bbykona | 482 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | ✪ LuukKkis'' | 315 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | MikkoS =D | 229 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Apeeezi*** | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikkoS =D | +2.38 | 90 | 72 |
| #2 | AJ1Nd | +1.46 | 81 | 80 |
| #3 | Sevill | +0.78 | 64 | 50 |
| #4 | dallej | +0.00 | 74 | 67 |
| #5 | Apeeezi*** | -0.17 | 59 | 56 |





