








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2558 | 38% |
| Smokes | 949 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1935 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1318 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,258 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Fear&Loathing | 42% | 231 |
| #11 | ShittyCook | 39% | 28 |
| #12 | Dahntay | 38% | 29 |
| #13 | c0ty_- | 37% | 51 |
| #14 | rich0 | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fear&Loathing | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | buzz | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | c0ty_- | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | 6IX | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Nose Spray 👃👈 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fear&Loathing | 689 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #2 | ShittyCook | 201 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #3 | rich0 | 199 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | buzz | 194 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | c0ty_- | 189 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | +4.65 | 74 | 60 |
| #2 | MAB | +2.65 | 93 | 43 |
| #3 | Nose Spray 👃👈 | +2.27 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | c0ty_- | +1.43 | 67 | 76 |
| #5 | wac | +1.35 | 75 | 62 |





