








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,356 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4503 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3386 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2762 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3705 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,515,001 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bill Withers | 84% | 51 |
| #2 | Deku | 63% | 52 |
| #3 | buzz | 58% | 62 |
| #4 | c0ty_- | 58% | 90 |
| #5 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Dahntay | 50% | 36 |
| #8 | rich0 | 47% | 38 |
| #9 | a bad driver | 47% | 60 |
| #10 | MAB | 46% | 59 |
| #11 | Fear&Loathing | 46% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 6IX | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | c0ty_- | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | buzz | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Deku | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Fear&Loathing | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fear&Loathing | 323 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | c0ty_- | 317 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Deku | 206 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | rich0 | 143 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | 111 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAB | +2.41 | 85 | 44 |
| #2 | Nose Spray 👃👈 | +1.71 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Got-Mad-Gummy-Money | +1.46 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | Bill Withers | +0.87 | 29 | 43 |
| #5 | c0ty_- | +0.53 | 69 | 79 |





