








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 202 | 26% |
| Smokes | 232 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 200 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 142 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $79,947 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ford focus | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Kuuma Tullimies | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | педик | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Rons♛ | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | TofiB [Chillaa baskaks] | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rons♛ | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | TofiB [Chillaa baskaks] | 50% | 4 |
| #6 | Henkistä! | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | nic00s | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | iIdA tÄsSÄ hEiiiiiii | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuuma Tullimies | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | nic00s | 1 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | TofiB [Chillaa baskaks] | 1 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuuma Tullimies | 62 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | педик | 50 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | Henkistä! | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rons♛ | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ford focus | 23 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TofiB [Chillaa baskaks] | +5.43 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | педик | +5.05 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | Henkistä! | +1.56 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | Rons♛ | +1.41 | 62 | 74 |
| #5 | nic00s | -0.13 | 42 | 56 |





