








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 756 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 731 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8534 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9032 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9980 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 8431 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,684,480 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henkistä! | 56% | 61 |
| #2 | Kuuma Tullimies | 51% | 407 |
| #3 | Coach (entinen "ammattilainen") | 49% | 47 |
| #4 | nic00s | 49% | 469 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henkistä! | 56% | 61 |
| #2 | Kuuma Tullimies | 51% | 407 |
| #3 | Coach (entinen "ammattilainen") | 49% | 47 |
| #4 | nic00s | 49% | 469 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuuma Tullimies | 42 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | nic00s | 32 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Coach (entinen "ammattilainen") | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Henkistä! | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nic00s | 2122 | 0.21 | 57 min |
| #2 | Kuuma Tullimies | 980 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #3 | Henkistä! | 145 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Coach (entinen "ammattilainen") | 132 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henkistä! | +1.51 | 62 | 71 |
| #2 | Rons♛ | +0.86 | 65 | 71 |
| #3 | Coach (entinen "ammattilainen") | +0.04 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | Kuuma Tullimies | -0.37 | 61 | 66 |
| #5 | nic00s | -0.58 | 44 | 67 |





