








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 394 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3676 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3108 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 7621 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 5187 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $605,659 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henkistä! | 64% | 55 |
| #2 | Onks oenq täällä? PENAAA | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Coach (entinen "ammattilainen") | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | Rons♛ | 51% | 407 |
| #5 | nic00s | 48% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henkistä! | 64% | 55 |
| #2 | Onks oenq täällä? PENAAA | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Coach (entinen "ammattilainen") | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | Rons♛ | 51% | 407 |
| #5 | nic00s | 48% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nic00s | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Rons♛ | 18 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Coach (entinen "ammattilainen") | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Henkistä! | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Onks oenq täällä? PENAAA | 4 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rons♛ | 1072 | 0.12 | 28 min |
| #2 | nic00s | 965 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #3 | Henkistä! | 117 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Coach (entinen "ammattilainen") | 82 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Onks oenq täällä? PENAAA | 62 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henkistä! | +1.70 | 65 | 69 |
| #2 | Rons♛ | +1.33 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | Coach (entinen "ammattilainen") | +1.08 | 65 | 62 |
| #4 | Kuuma Tullimies | -0.35 | 62 | 66 |
| #5 | nic00s | -0.36 | 46 | 67 |





