








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 172 | 18% |
| Smokes | 200 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 354 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 233 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $159,471 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoForLaw @ Rentnerpeek | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Guts | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ツтακσ™ | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | StinsoN | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | shaker | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Sn4k3 | 48% | 21 |
| #8 | Gʟ!Ɲ ☕ | 45% | 29 |
| #9 | benE | 44% | 18 |
| #10 | Kosaku | 17% | 12 |
| #11 | Fred | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn4k3 | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | benE | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | GoForLaw @ Rentnerpeek | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ツтακσ™ | 1 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gʟ!Ɲ ☕ | 87 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | StinsoN | 77 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | benE | 65 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sn4k3 | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kosaku | 23 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobeyyy | +5.56 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | Gʟ!Ɲ ☕ | +2.97 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | shaker | +2.38 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | StinsoN | +1.31 | 87 | 71 |
| #5 | GoForLaw @ Rentnerpeek | +0.62 | 67 | 73 |





