








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1790 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2252 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2221 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1996 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $640,971 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1017 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | TwoAces | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | Kosaku | 47% | 47 |
| #10 | benE | 45% | 42 |
| #11 | samwise | 42% | 36 |
| #12 | P1kasso | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gʟ!Ɲ ☕ | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | benE | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | crzibiza. | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Kosaku | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | StinsoN | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crzibiza. | 293 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Gʟ!Ɲ ☕ | 267 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | StinsoN | 196 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | benE | 157 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | samwise | 66 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StinsoN | +1.73 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | Guts | +1.39 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | GoForLaw @ Rentnerpeek | +1.12 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | Gʟ!Ɲ ☕ | +1.04 | 70 | 70 |
| #5 | benE | +0.42 | 66 | 65 |





