








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,771 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2392 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1766 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1668 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 945 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,318 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Merit | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Dydy | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | kamig_T-P | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Romeyy9 | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | [AS] ā Nicolas ā | 56% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Epicelf | 50% | 10 |
| #10 | PLI$$KEN | 50% | 16 |
| #11 | Arzzreon | 45% | 73 |
| #12 | [AS] Fiat Multipla | 44% | 9 |
| #13 | SaekO N°2 | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AS] ā Nicolas ā | 7 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Arzzreon | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | SaekO N°2 | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | š«ššššš | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | kamig_T-P | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arzzreon | 238 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | kamig_T-P | 147 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | SaekO N°2 | 130 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | š«ššššš | 108 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Saekod IV | 91 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLI$$KEN | +2.35 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | Antall #. 2 | +2.19 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | Arzzreon | +1.82 | 77 | 62 |
| #4 | SaekO N°2 | +0.00 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | Dydy | -0.17 | 31 | 38 |





