








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 807 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 36 matches | 1,876 | |
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,356 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1930 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2276 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1655 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1495 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $964,694 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honda | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | radekbonk11 | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | matohäntä | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | PeKSulli | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | ned | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ninje | 261 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #2 | matohäntä | 119 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | ned | 116 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mazabyy | 96 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | an1 | 92 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honda | +1.64 | 51 | 66 |
| #2 | matohäntä | +1.47 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | Wento. | +1.30 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | makar | +0.63 | 76 | 69 |
| #5 | radekbonk11 | +0.15 | 68 | 73 |





