








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 256 matches | ||
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 1,996 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2997 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3721 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 810 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 4413 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,973,081 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tham0z | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | xqus | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | ☂️ ✘aiizyツ | 61% | 33 |
| #4 | IMTH0MAS | 59% | 34 |
| #5 | Phnz | 57% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | sven | 53% | 113 |
| #8 | Zixor | 51% | 41 |
| #9 | Twixa | 51% | 266 |
| #10 | pigeonॐ | 48% | 48 |
| #11 | Fᵂ10 | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twixa | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | sven | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steinert | 703 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | Phnz | 491 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #3 | sven | 407 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | IMTH0MAS | 288 | 0.37 | 9 min |
| #5 | pigeonॐ | 227 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IMTH0MAS | +3.33 | 83 | 80 |
| #2 | suunD | +3.17 | 83 | 49 |
| #3 | Steinert | +1.50 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | sven | +1.10 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | Tham0z | +0.91 | 85 | 62 |





