








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 796 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 533 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8856 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9305 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3960 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 7968 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,943,771 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suunD | 53% | 178 |
| #2 | sven | 52% | 305 |
| #3 | pigeonॐ | 51% | 292 |
| #4 | Bård Balljtræ | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | Phnz | 49% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bård Balljtræ | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | Phnz | 49% | 172 |
| #6 | lil naenae god | 48% | 66 |
| #7 | Fᵂ10 | 48% | 151 |
| #8 | william | 45% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sven | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | pigeonॐ | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | suunD | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | lil naenae god | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Fᵂ10 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pigeonॐ | 1159 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | sven | 1094 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #3 | Phnz | 870 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #4 | suunD | 383 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | william | 323 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steinert | +1.91 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | Bård Balljtræ | +1.81 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | sven | +0.52 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | lil naenae god | +0.30 | 89 | 42 |
| #5 | suunD | -0.02 | 79 | 54 |





