








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 69 | 2% |
| Smokes | 779 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 986 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1213 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $248,789 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆂🆄🅿🆁🅴🅼🅴 🆂🅸🅻🆅🅴🆁♿ | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | El_Cubano | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Guts | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | gUstaviniHo | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Wolfgraven | 41% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Pumpy | 36% | 14 |
| #11 | 𝙀𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙯𝙞𝙫𝙚 | 33% | 58 |
| #12 | Ditle | 29% | 14 |
| #13 | Glazby | 27% | 22 |
| #14 | Valhalla | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver aim and global movement | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | 𝙀𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙯𝙞𝙫𝙚 | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Amogus | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Ditle | 3 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | Wolfgraven | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kreztian | 188 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | 𝙀𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙯𝙞𝙫𝙚 | 172 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Wolfgraven | 126 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Silver aim and global movement | 103 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Amogus | 98 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆂🆄🅿🆁🅴🅼🅴 🆂🅸🅻🆅🅴🆁♿ | +6.47 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | Silver aim and global movement | +3.04 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | Glazby | +2.41 | 72 | 73 |
| #4 | gUstaviniHo | +2.34 | 52 | 80 |
| #5 | Guts | +2.29 | 52 | 58 |





