








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 524 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7346 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5606 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4830 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3634 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $560,429 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smokier_ | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | VOXEL | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | shinra | 55% | 251 |
| #4 | NilseerN | 54% | 156 |
| #5 | Zeny | 52% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NilseerN | 54% | 156 |
| #5 | Zeny | 52% | 88 |
| #6 | Hulk | 52% | 25 |
| #7 | von1z | 52% | 77 |
| #8 | røbergツ | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shinra | 33 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | NilseerN | 20 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | von1z | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Zeny | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | VOXEL | 5 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shinra | 785 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | NilseerN | 357 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | Zeny | 290 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | von1z | 143 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | VOXEL | 95 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VOXEL | +1.76 | 73 | 71 |
| #2 | Hulk | +1.63 | 89 | 52 |
| #3 | von1z | +1.03 | 72 | 75 |
| #4 | Zeny | +0.82 | 56 | 74 |
| #5 | pog | +0.63 | 61 | 71 |





