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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
689 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,441 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 556 | 23% |
| Smokes | 970 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 478 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 437 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $586,867 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pierre | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | RoboM101 | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Radu.pptx | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Ieronim | 44% | 68 |
| #5 | Atomic 82 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | iustinanghel10 | 35% | 80 |
| #8 | fefidasnek | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | SalineCoder7794 | 33% | 46 |
| #10 | dariaa. | 27% | 26 |
| #11 | daria.SKINS | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomatouchiha | 10 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | SalineCoder7794 | 9 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | iustinanghel10 | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Ieronim | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Radu.pptx | 6 | 0.0299 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SalineCoder7794 | 161 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ieronim | 140 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | tomatouchiha | 62 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Radu.pptx | 17 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Atomic 82 | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomatouchiha | +9.00 | 75 | 36 |
| #2 | Ieronim | +5.68 | 84 | 38 |
| #3 | Radu.pptx | +4.54 | 46 | 57 |
| #4 | Pierre | +2.37 | 53 | 22 |
| #5 | RoboM101 | +0.44 | 38 | 12 |





