








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 603 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 401 matches | ||
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8254 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7742 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7730 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6885 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,840,978 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Stuff | 52% | 226 |
| #10 | Chasonnn | 50% | 335 |
| #11 | Shmelloh | 50% | 147 |
| #12 | stunna | 49% | 49 |
| #13 | BryGuyyy | 49% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chasonnn | 1419 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #2 | BryGuyyy | 1036 | 0.22 | 28 min |
| #3 | Orca | 695 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #4 | oooouuuuusssshhhkk | 576 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #5 | do0bz/u^ | 548 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Friskers | +2.76 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ Kelpy G | +2.24 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | do0bz/u^ | +1.36 | 72 | 62 |
| #4 | Orca | +1.29 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | Chasonnn | +1.08 | 79 | 72 |





