








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1355 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1764 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1439 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1564 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,629 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adopted Cake | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | Uros | 73% | 33 |
| #3 | Burgh | 71% | 41 |
| #4 | filTH | 70% | 10 |
| #5 | Peachy [S] | 69% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peachy [S] | 8 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Burgh | 6 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Uros | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | -connor- | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peachy [S] | 179 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Burgh | 132 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Castilla | 85 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | fdoud | 85 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | Vapor | 71 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JKronic | +6.11 | 95 | 64 |
| #2 | tsutskam | +4.20 | 90 | 46 |
| #3 | Burgh | +2.14 | 86 | 63 |
| #4 | ✪ Danski | +1.71 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | Vapor | +1.53 | 82 | 71 |





