








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4073 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3219 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4251 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2757 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,637,370 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barnacle | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | strawwberries | 55% | 76 |
| #3 | Reckless | 55% | 66 |
| #4 | ratware | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | Fiend | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zephen | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | m[]tive | 15 | 0.0235 |
| #3 | tim | 12 | 0.0190 |
| #4 | Reckless | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | strawwberries | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barnacle | +2.65 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | Reckless | +1.89 | 84 | 43 |
| #3 | man finder | +1.83 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | m[]tive | +1.79 | 91 | 29 |
| #5 | ratware | +1.46 | 74 | 30 |





